Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

jim wilde

A sexy ladies man. Has skills. Very good with his hands. Has an amazing penis. Faithful, humble, and makes women crazy.

Jim wilde? Ya we know him who doesn't?

Fuck Jim Wilde. He fucked my lady!

by Dr. Phillip oliverholes December 20, 2016

Wild Hair

A Boomer expression meaning random urge to do something immediately

"I don't know why Gretchen ate that whole bottle of Sriracha, must've been a wild hair,"
"Who is Gretchen grandpa? Also put your pants on!"

by Anotherdudeguy December 28, 2021

wild Savage

Oh look at those wild natives smoking that peace pipe

Oh that wild Savage run off with my sandwich

by Desidoodoo September 8, 2021

wild ombré

A sexual position involving people that mimics the size, speed and visual appeal of a donkey show.

I accidentally saw my mom having sex with her well hung black boyfriend. Talk about a wild ombré!

by Johnny chimpo October 12, 2013

wild police flee

synonym for wild police chase or evading the man



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April 14: Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.

Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!

I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!

by Classic1979 April 14, 2009