Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Walter

Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Did you really think that I'd forget
And regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue

Walter, put your dick away waltuh

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking July 27, 2023

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010

Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water

How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket

by CO614 January 26, 2011