Shrek

The protagonist from The 2001 movie, Shrek. also he has the best abs i n the w o r l d

I love shreks abs.

by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022

Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.

Shrek is so fit 🐄

by Ranatheshreklover1013isthemagi May 13, 2021

shrek

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"I like shrek bro"
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by cool youu May 18, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Fight me if you think otherwise.

;)

S: SUPER
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM

Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!

by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021