Mushroom tonguer

Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you

Out n about

1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by

2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer

by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022

mushroom chin

when someone leans their head back and it looks like a mushroom.

*someone leans their head back*

You “nice mushroom chin😂”

by efarrell69 October 13, 2020

Mushroom Kwan

He is a Math teacher in LSC. His hair looks like a big, black mushroom. He always rejects students. He also is in the family of LSC teachers, such as, Chicken Lui, Shum Egg, Small Ng, Fat Tam and Old Lo.

A: Hello Mushroom Kwan
Mushroom Kwan: Stand up, give me ur parents phone no. U ARE

by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

by babycløut August 11, 2019

Morgan Mushroom

One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.

Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"

"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"

by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025