Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020

chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.

Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.

by darwinshell January 6, 2022

comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010

Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav

Damn bro are you excited for chav week?

by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022

chav's

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...

mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's

by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010

chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019

Chav

Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.

Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.

by MrFrickinCooldude69420 November 20, 2019