Drivers knee

Drivers knee is common among truckers and delivery drivers it occurs when one’s knee has extra pressure in it causing the knee to hurt from pressing the gas for too long at a sitting angle the best way to get rid of the pressure is by spraying cum into as truckers call it a lot lizard or as delivery drivers call it a street whores twat

I have a bad case of drivers knee

by Hankhill69 October 24, 2022

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....

During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house

by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015

rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.

Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!

by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020

why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017