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National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
by graeme Cock January 12, 2023
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Soccer game

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Soccer Mom

The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)

Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!

Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)

Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
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Soccer Meme

a meme made by soccer51x, generally rapid in nature and lacking actual comedy to it; unfunny
Holy shit, is that a Soccer Meme?”
by steinwq October 7, 2023
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Soccer

I like playing soccer with my boyfriend.
by Atlanta Georgia November 30, 2021
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Kiss a soccer boy day

Hi
Hey girls 30. October is the kiss a soccer boy day ;) Watch out boys, if not you’re gonna get kissed ;)

#kiss #Soccerboy
by Kyle Saffron October 23, 2019
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kiss a soccer boy day

on october 31, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy
Hey soccer boy? it’s kiss a soccer boy day meet me after my game. ;)
by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019
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