When Siri (or other voice dictation assistant) types out not what you MEANT to say, but what you probably SHOULD have said, if you were being honest.
Tom: "We didn't have sex right away. We took her time."
Tom: "Sorry, Sirian Slip. That was supposed to say, 'We took OUR time.' "
Tom: "Sorry, Sirian Slip. That was supposed to say, 'We took OUR time.' "
by Ghandra December 16, 2020
by AnnWatts May 15, 2015
My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
by LuluBleu April 11, 2021
When someone is at the top of a flight of stairs and you either piss, jizz, or bleed on them and you proceed to push said person down the flight of stairs while shouting "SLIP N SLIDE ON *recipients name*"
by DumbNFat February 04, 2025
When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other
by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018
The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.
"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"
by Dick Chomper 42069 July 24, 2023
youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
steps:
1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”
“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”
“no, basically the opposite.”
by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019