sexual dracula

A toothy blowjob that draws blood.

Sorry bro, can't go out tonight. That bitch gave me a sexual dracula this morning and I have to stay in and ice my bologna pony.

by Make America Great Again December 05, 2015

Legolas sexual

A person who is in love with Legolas Greenleaf.

person 1: hey whats your type of sexuality again? and what does it mean?
person 2: oh im Legolas sexual and it means im in love with Legolas Greenleaf

by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

sexually furious

When you've been sexually frustrated for so long that you become angry, you are said to be sexually furious.

Zydrunas: "I haven't had sex in so long I just want to throw a girl over a table and fuck the shit out of her!"
Black Sam: "Man you're sexually furious!"

by uttondiddies August 10, 2013

Erin-sexual

A term often used by people to describe someone that is only sexually attracted to erins

Hatti is Erin-sexual.

by Ed’s balls August 07, 2021

UncleDoug-sexual

Being sexually attracted to people less intelligent than yourself.

Brittany is so dumb, id go out of my way to sleep with her because i identify as UncleDoug-sexual

by Sniper115 November 20, 2021

Lumber-sexual

One who identifies as flannel wearing hipster with a perfect beard and/or mustache with incredibly soft hands that have never held an axe, other than axe body spray.

While in Placerville Logan in his flannel, beard oil, American eagle ripped jeans and multiple rings was on a mission to find some gluten free tacos to enjoy, when someone called out "hey we don't take kindly to you lumber-sexual kinds around here!"

by Mr. C. Hustle June 30, 2021

Sexual Banana

Words you didn't expect the president to say

I did not have sexual Bananas with that woman

by RGBMoth May 12, 2021