Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 01, 2018

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 06, 2023

Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 26, 2024

Salt mommy

A sugar mommy but hornier and more evil,my FWB has a salt mommy.

I want a salt mommy

by Sparkle_gelatine September 03, 2024

Salt Snob

When you think you're too good for normal vape juice so you only vape salt nic.

Eric hit the breeze and started dying when he realized it wasn't salt nic. He's such a salt snob.

by gropey stopey January 22, 2019

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 09, 2018

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass October 20, 2015