When a person, usually male, walks around carrying more swagger than their body is intended to hold. The most common form of this occurs in sports, when someone constantly surrounds themselves with great athletes and is basically along for the ride to a championship - causing them to believe they were the sole reason their team won.
No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...
This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.
This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
No one knows why, but great athletes continue to accept the invitation to join his team. The offender of this misdemeanor crime can be easily spotted. His team will be winning, and he will be 5 times slower than the rest of the competition. He will also be the only person talking shit, despite being the worst player on the court/field/etc...
This would be equivalent to Luc Longley talking shit and walking with a limp because Jordan, Pippen, and company won him multiple championships.
This phrase originated in North Central Ohio... but has spread like a wildfire across the country due to the constant desire for losers to be seen as winners.
Andrew: "Is that guy really good? He's walking around like he owns this gym, but he looks like a tool"
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
Eric: "No, he's got a severe case of unwarranted swag. He was officially diagnosed last year, but is in denial."
by KayNob and LDeboer May 05, 2013
A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag
by bigbirdbaby January 13, 2012
1. The opposite of getting swag jacked or swagger jacked.
2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
2. To get ones dignity back after being done dirty.
Rod: "You see Bruce Bowen trip Kobe on that dunk attempt?"
John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"
Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"
John: "Gout'em!"
Rod: "Standard"
John: "Ya, he got straight swagger jacked!"
Rod: "It's ok though, Kobe got his swag back when he used Bowen's face to break his fall!"
John: "Gout'em!"
Rod: "Standard"
by real_rodsizzler November 07, 2009
Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.
(Nipples do not ever contain hair)
(Nipples do not ever contain hair)
by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014
When someone wants to cuddle so badly yet they want to look cool. So instead of enjoying it, they act like they don't care or that it's whatever.
by Kelsothy Puckett February 20, 2014
He won't let you go...
by The epic penis April 30, 2020