The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)
by zay <3 March 16, 2022
When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.
by SporkyBorky January 06, 2025
When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.
by SporkyBorky January 06, 2025
When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
by Dan the nan June 03, 2022
The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 25, 2022