Russian Oatmeal

This one gets tricky..

You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.

You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!

Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!

by SlightRacism April 6, 2020

russian applause

a male or female sticks their 2 fingers from each hand into the ass or pussy, slides the rest in and start clapping inside the male or female

Bro did you hear? Alex and Mary did the russian applause

by CrayolaTwistables August 23, 2021

Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.

Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.

by DaEif November 19, 2015

Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023