reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)

I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.

by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008

reality TV

The dominate TV of the 21st century, as sitcoms, westerns, and variety shows were the dominate of the 20th century. Usually like by young adults age 15-40 and includes stuff such as eating cow brains for a million dollars or trying to survive on an island. Or you can have dating shows, which are not that bad, and stuff that are for models and singers.

American Idol, Survivor, and Fear Factor is an example of reality TV.

by Lil Duff 2008 August 22, 2008

reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"

"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

Reality

Finding exactly who you are and having a realization of your existence........

When you have a feeling of complete indivisibility about your surroundings, thus makes our reality.

by OrganicDreamz April 21, 2010

f'realio

A more emphasised version of 'f'real,' compressing the words 'for' and 'real'

Person 1: You've got a donkey schlong
Person 2: F'realio

by Will Ball June 24, 2006

reakingtard

it means freaking reatard.........

you are such a reakingtard

by punker_emo_girl March 30, 2007

reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)

i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010