poop pilot

A reference to a male who commonly performs anal sex with other males.

This is your poop pilot speaking, we are on the approach to a dark tunnel in preperation for a soft landing.

by Tim and Erica December 19, 2007

poop squeal

a short high pitched squeal, coming from the anus while farting or during a mid-day poop.

zack: Justin earlier when i was taking a dump a mean poop squeal came out of my ass.
Justin: Dude that is so clean.

by awz yea mang September 7, 2010

POOP STICKER

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.

"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 12, 2011

Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

Poop Chute Surprise

While doing a girl doggie style, quickly pull out your dick and shove it in her ass. Not advisable on 'return visit' females.

I gave bridgette a Poop Chute Surprise. You should have seen her face dude.

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

phantom poop

A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.

I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!

by TeamTrox March 18, 2006

poop lips

Having fecal matter in or around the lip area

"I got dem poop lips," said Billy the dinosaur.

by Clergyman December 21, 2008