fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.

I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.

by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009

Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.

Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.

by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015

poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018