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office synth

1. a) Of or relating to simplistic synthesized music (or muzak) listened to whist menial tasks in the office are rotely executed. pre-covid. See 'Office,' but like in one of those legit British Dictionaries
2. Any synthesized music present in the sparse soundtrack of the hit UK/US show "The Office"
3. Any music evocative of feelings felt while watching the Office
1. "Did you hear the Colin Benders' Modular Lockdown series on YouTube? He's way beyond the office synth we're used to."
2. Does the Office even have music? Oh shit! They played a song while Jim & Pam etc. etc. The credits, etc.
3. I feel like Jason Bateman is the Batman of Liberace's Al Pacino. Fuck that, put on some office synth.
by Dabs B. Bronishunn August 15, 2020
mugGet the office synthmug.
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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
mugGet the magic office ridemug.

Officer snowflake

Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.
Drew durnil did a great job being officer snowflake
by lbert August 10, 2022
mugGet the Officer snowflakemug.

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025
mugGet the Flex Officermug.

Mrs. Officer

A song by Lil Wayne released on his album, 'Tha Carter 3', which was released in 2008. It also features artist such as 'Bobby V' and 'Kidd Kidd.' The song is about a story where Lil Wayne talks about how he got pulled over by a cop (who happened to be a female), and how he was able to have intercourse with the cop. His friends also join in in the song occasionally. Bobby V sings the Chorus and Kidd Kidd even recites everything that happened in the song in his own POV.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that song by Lil Wayne?"
Person 2: "Which one?"
Person 1: "Mrs. Officer. It's in his new album."
Person 2: "Yeah man, that song is hot."
by JoyleneTheStranger February 13, 2021
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