McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

McDonald's Sprite

Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonald’s

A place where children go as there parents try to work off the three hundred thousand dollar loan they have taken out to be able to afford common household appliances as they struggle to live off of the 8 dollar and hour wage working Alfonso construction because they spend all their leftover money on black tar heroine and meth instead of putting it in saving like a normal fucking person as their life crumbles away

Man I hate fucking kids, inns go buy some meth and drop them lil niggas of at McDonald’s

by Igethardwheni see george floyd September 6, 2022

Brock McDonald

a midget ranga who may like men and is very stupid. a Brock McDonald is very annoying and a huge pedo that knws everything abut star wars

eww its a Brock McDonald... yuck

by brock be gay March 2, 2020

Ronald Mcdonald

A clown who molests children

Ronald McDonald fucked all the little children in the play place

by Pedrolovespussy February 19, 2023

McDonalds and chill

its where you spend an extremely long period of time in a 24/7 McDonald restaurant just to use there free WiFi and charging ports whilst talking to actual different and random customers who went in to actually eat and then leave. usually done at night time

yo dude you wanna McDonalds and chill tonight

by therapistgod November 8, 2017