Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.

Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight

by Munson G. September 12, 2022

midnight

1- 12:00 AM.
2- The middle of the nighttime.

Midnight.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

Midnight 0'5

the greatest band alive.

Bob: Woah did you hear of the new band Midnight 0'5?
Danny: Yeah man they're sick!

by The Boltinator July 18, 2011

midnight latte

A latte made in the middle of sex to last through the night.

Adam loves making his Hinge dates midnight lattes!

by Twosip December 13, 2020

Midnight Cilantro

Another name for intercourse

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"

by JulietanDictionary March 16, 2025

midnight voyage

A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub

Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night

by Pussy popping punk July 15, 2020

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025