sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

Matthew Gibson

Hes A Chad of a Gym Teacher

Matthew Gibson is such a cool person

by Alimlol April 26, 2022

matthew ridd

A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.

Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!

by closetothebone April 20, 2018

matthew star

Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.

Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star

by PewPewshots April 20, 2018

Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley

Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow

by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022

Matthew Doyle

Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.

Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!

by h= January 8, 2021

Matthew W

likes boys

bro matthew w likes boys

by carveb October 14, 2019