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Someone that sounds fun to be around until you’re actually around him. Drops/knocks over anything in reaching distance. He is your best friend but you will question the friendship after he spills something again. Gets girls but has absolutely no game.
Friend 1: I hung out with Luke last night.
Friend 2: how long did it take you to clean up
Luke by ILoveBBW February 26, 2024
luke and me made out this weekend
LUKE by Swaggykermit February 26, 2024
The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.
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Luke by daturtle555 December 11, 2023
If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure
Luke by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023
this person is a very smart intelligent attractive person
luke is so smart
Luke by coolguy222222 December 18, 2023