Paxton Lemons

The scariest man alive, in his free time, he rapes girls. first he tickles their boobs, then he asks them if he can borrow their phone charger. The girl goes upstairs to get it, while he is alone, he masturbates all over the couch. He throws her on the ground and barfs in her mouth. She enjoys this very much and throws a party with her friends. They all come over and watch as Paxton melests them. Paxton is probably the best person you ill ever meet he always knows how to get the girls.

Paxton Lemons is hot! I want him to pinch my booti.

by Michael Slinkman November 17, 2013

Lemon Scrolling

When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.

Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!

by firefly734 October 23, 2011

zesting the lemon

The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique

Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down

by FireflyNZ June 24, 2021

Lemon Lime

A male stripper, They call him Lemon Lime for a reason. Don't make him show you that reason.

They call him a "lemon lime"

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

work that lemon

throw it back with bad intentions

Brianna ran into her ex at the club so she made sure to work that lemon.

by sickomode69 June 30, 2019

lemon drop

when you are dumped relatively soon after you start dating someone, usually during the first date, because it is suspected you are defective
see lemon law

5 minutes into the date Steve had to lemon drop that woman he met online. She looked like she was about to break down before she even got to the parking lot.

by indsey December 6, 2011

lemon crush

when you have a crush on a girl that happens to be a lesbian.

man, i have a serious lemon crush on this girl, i wonder what would happen if her girlfriend found out.

by chriskicks April 21, 2010