jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"

"Jumpin' shit, will you get off my back?"

by BD1977 September 25, 2013

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 29, 2015

Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants

Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one

by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016

Jump House

A phase to call someone that has been fucked multiple times by multiple people mainly African American in a rented house or apartment.

Dude, Kevin was messed up in that Jump House last night.

He should try the Jump Van next time.

by BigDaddyBlazeIt420 September 21, 2016

Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016

Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016