Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 8, 2021
Get the Flaming Jockeymug. The single greatest line in all of cinema history. That line is in fact so phenomenal that it caused countless movie theatres across the world to be trashed.
Person 1: What was your favourite part of The Minecraft Movie
Person 2: My favourite part was when Jack Black as Steve said "Chicken Jockey" and the audience screamed, threw popcorn everywhere, and destroyed the movie theatre.
Person 2: My favourite part was when Jack Black as Steve said "Chicken Jockey" and the audience screamed, threw popcorn everywhere, and destroyed the movie theatre.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by james purdy October 29, 2020
Get the cock jockeymug. Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
by Johno Dox August 25, 2022
Get the Apollo Jockeymug. by Off with her head! September 7, 2016
Get the Thumb Jockeymug. When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021
Get the crooked jerky jockeymug. by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
Get the break-up jockeymug.