Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

Heavies

Large breasts on a petite woman.

I've got heavies. I'm a Double D with a 27 inch waist.

by M7NESTUD14 February 6, 2024

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

Heavy weapons guy

A big guy with a cool hat, just look at his hate.
His weapon is Sasha and costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

Scout: Maybe eat a salad next time, heavy weapons guy, ya fatty
Heavy: Shut up scout, Spy is your dad

by Broman memedude March 21, 2023

heavy

Ja’Vell Streambean bingham😂😂😂😂

Dam he fat as a Ja’Vell big hungry ass boy I know his bed think he HEAVY

by Dhkdoghaornfidnam July 12, 2021

Christopher heavy

Bottom heavy

Christopher heavy is bottom heavy

by Thebiggestboce November 29, 2023

heavy eye roll

Shut up Cyndi.

If I used emojis, you would get a heavy eye roll.

by ItsTooLateForAPseudonym September 30, 2018