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green spinach

A term describing Marijuana before it is rolled into a joint or placed in a smoking device.
Fila sitting in da back twistin on da Green Spinach.
by wordisbondkid October 3, 2005
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green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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green dress

A phrase popularized by the outrageous mid-1970s group of party-crashing drag queens in and around the Dallas-Fort Worth area referencing marijuana. It could be a noun, adjective and verb, depending on usage.
While speaking over the phone, one might ask, "Are you wearing your green dress tonight?" That meant, "Are you bringing any weed tonight?"

Again, over the phone, "Honey, I'm sipping on a gimlet and wearing my favorite green dress!" That meant the person speaking was getting high while talking.

To invite someone over to get high, one would simply exclaim, "You've gotta come see my new green dress! It's so much prettier than the one I bought last month!"

A variation as a verb could be, "I'm dressing in green tonight!" That meant, "I can't wait to get stoned tonight!"

An adjective case could be, "She was wearing the greenest dress I've ever seen!" That meant, "I've never seen her so stoned!"
by Wilma Jean Deb June 26, 2007
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Green Bay Packers

A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018
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go green

Gary: "Yo we gonna go green tonight?"
Marcus: "Hell yeah im rollin up a joint now"
by noyoudontknow June 19, 2009
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smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!
by the midget November 27, 2004
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Green friendly

(v) Although it is most commonly used to describe someone or something that is eco-friendly, green friendly is also used to discreetly indicate that someone or something is pro-marijuana.
by NoBodyNoWhere June 10, 2009
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