Emotional Support Animal

1. A person that is having an emotional affair with someone, who is in a relationship with someone else.

That guy is her Emotional Support Animal. He listens to her, takes her out, is romantic, all of the things she doesn't get in her own relationship.

by TaoofCee December 24, 2023

Emotional hair

Someone with Great hair.
Would be considered "emo" by people who label.

"I met this beautiful boy this weekend."
"Dude, does he have emotional hair?!"
"Totally, it's rad."

by MarilynMM December 24, 2007

Emotional booty call

The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.

Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.

by Redblack October 27, 2019

Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.

"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"

by call your father October 26, 2025

Emotional B.O.

When you are toxic, narcissistic, lack compassion or empathy and lack the ability to see how you affect those around you.

Your emotional B.O. has me staying far away from you, I can actually smell the toxic way you treat others.

by The Boxing Yogi January 20, 2021

Emotional Dry Humping

*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*

1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.

2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.

"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."

by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024

Emotional Focus

The ability to focus so deeply on a specific emotion that it can be felt without having to experience anything physical at all. With practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand. With even more practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand regardless of what is occurring in the world around them; the chaos that exists around them cannot break their emotional focus. The emotion being focused on becomes so strong that it can be felt by anyone within close enough proximity of the being in focus.

"John has great Emotional Focus, he feels grateful for everything at all times regardless of what it is. He is like the physical incarnation of gratitude and I feel grateful just by being in his presence."

"It's a waste of time trying to insult John, he feels so grateful for his own existence that your words will have no effect on him. if anything he will be grateful for the insult because he will view it as means of testing his own Emotional Focus."

by Light Being 9 November 7, 2022