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Ethan Rickwood

Often called Ricks by the that edgy retarded kid
"Ricks are you going to watch the Konosuba movie?"
"Ethan Rickwood would make a great propaganda minister"
"Ethan Rickwood is literally Joseph Goebbels."
by Mr.Smitler July 30, 2019
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ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.
Person reading this: Really?

Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)
by Chief S2117 February 23, 2017
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Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!
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Ethan Richburg

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.
Ethan Richburg
by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022
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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.
You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.
by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020
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ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times
Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today
by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019
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Ethan

A definite bottom
Ethan is a bottom, while bela is a top
by InSooYoo March 15, 2020
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