post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season

man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry

by ———— March 3, 2019

Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)

Also known as sbd, the signs of this disorder are
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual

“*drops hydroflask on purpose*

AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
Victim with Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)-2019

by recreatethehocaustwitvscogirls September 7, 2019

Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD)

This is the urge you feel when you either want to click on existing or add new reaction emojis to conversations on Slack or any other platform that offers Emoji reactions.

Youssef and Angelo seem to have an Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD). They just cannot stop clicking the emojis they see.

by semyou November 26, 2019

Jasmins personality disorder

Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia

Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder

by Orangeaid July 13, 2020

Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020

Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice

Luke has small penis disorder

by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021

depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021