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Saturday Dad

A guy who may or may not be a father and tries to dress all cool when he's not at the office-typically they appear on Saturdays. Usually unintentional pants that are too short, acid wash, mandals, dockers, loafers, etc...sometimes members only jackets.
He's so Saturday Dad (in reference to a man wearing a bad outfit that he clearly thinks is cool).

I'd date him, but he's too Saturday Dad for me. (again in reference to a guy who thinks he's hip and cool wearing a bad outfit).
by Randi Newton April 26, 2008
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Adrian's Dad

The Big Gay.

Very gay, just like his gay husband, Adrians Dad, and his son, Adrian.
"Fuck: Adrian and his gay dads are here. Fuck Adrian's Dad."
by The Big Ray June 6, 2018
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doo-dads

person 1: "Did you read the news about collecting stem cells from men?"

person 2: "Yeah they can just harvest em' from your doo-dads!"
by dill sack October 3, 2007
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My dad

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.
by LL April 14, 2004
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dad gum it

You're too good to let that douchebag bring you down dad gum it !!
by daviestoves January 8, 2011
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Dad pussy

When you wanna fuck your cat but you’re gay and don’t have a cat you gotta get yourself some Dad Pussy.
Oh boy FiFi ran away! Time to get some DAD PUSSY!!!
by Shon_tart November 9, 2017
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Dad-Fucker

One (male) member of a group of friends who takes part in raunchy sexual activities with his own father. When left undiscovered, there are many telltale signs to identify the "dad-fucker" within a group. This signs include but are not limited to:

1. Constantly using the excuse "I have a girlfriend" to get out of a situation.
2. Acting excessively gay and/or feminine at all times.
3. Constantly being a huge pussy
4. A strong aroma of Bobo Cheese and asshole emitted from the person's mouth.

When discovered, the accused dad-fucker immediately loses all credibility in any conversation. Any attempt by the accused dad-fucker to offer an opinion or statement can and should be discredited and met with the statement, "shut up, you fuck your dad." Furthermore, when conversation within a group dulls, one can and should immediately offer the exclamation, "You fuck your dad!" Regardless of whether or not this exclamation was funny, all other members of the group should laugh and agree.

And remember, Once a dad-fucker, ALWAYS a dad-fucker.
Dad-Fucker: "I have the grades to get into any Ivy League school."
Non-Dad-Fucker: "No you can't Nate, you fuck your dad"
by Russell Hodge March 29, 2011
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