cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

by gaspey123 June 15, 2009

Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 09, 2019

cow butt

a wide but flat butt, like that of a cow

"That girl looks nothing like me! Sure, we both have the same complexion and hair color, but she has a cow butt and I have more of a bubble butt."

by chemiz April 25, 2014

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 13, 2008

Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

by Tha Real AG January 29, 2015

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 03, 2006

cows ass

greeting to a friend of many years or special closeness. Reply is always You a nuddin'!

First guy-Cows Ass!
Second guy-You a nuddin'!

by Rahlow July 29, 2005