The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.

by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023

air-cooper

Cooper when he is a pimp and goes off the jump

"Dude did you see air-cooper hit that huge kicker?"

by coopsta12 January 26, 2009

Cooper T

Cooper T is a dick and nobody likes him. He has no shape and is virtually called a y-axis as he has no bottom. If you know a Cooper RUN! They belong to courts but are also allergic to the courts and guys his age.

Cooper T pisses my presence off!

by kfcemployer July 1, 2024

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

cooper fire

A really really big fire

Woah man this is a cooper fire

by Kjrsugarpants September 15, 2018

Wilson-Cooper 2026

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper

Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.

by Coop Dupe January 20, 2020

Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.

I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.

by LynnyO September 25, 2020