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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 13, 2024
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Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man
"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"
by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024
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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
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West chicago

Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
“U ready to go to west cheesy
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago
“Bc like it small”
by Alicruz May 26, 2024
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West chicago

Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
“U ready to go to west cheesy
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago
“Bc like it small”
by Alicruz May 26, 2024
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Chicago Drive

When you take a dog into the mountains or a neighboring town and let them out and drive away
When i was a kid my dad took my dog on the Chicago Drive.
by Miklyn February 7, 2024
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Chicago Mayor

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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