Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 9, 2019

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Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

by Tha Real AG January 28, 2015

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cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

by gaspey123 June 15, 2009

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Epi Cow

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009

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cow butt

a wide but flat butt, like that of a cow

"That girl looks nothing like me! Sure, we both have the same complexion and hair color, but she has a cow butt and I have more of a bubble butt."

by chemiz April 25, 2014

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one who feels very uncomfortable around a particular crowd. Who feels they might be confronted or blamed for the first thing that comes up. Feeling like you stand out in a particular crowd and are the topic of conversation.

I went to this party for a model friend of mine, man i felt like a cow at a BBQ. (everyone was beutiful except for daggy old me...)

by Jules December 8, 2004

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