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blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .
Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.
by Irish eyes May 22, 2014
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toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
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Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.
person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes
by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023
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Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019
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blonde harry

A bitch as nigga who is better than actually Harry and I'm staning him because Harry decided to go be a hoe and go on a yatch with Kendall Jenner mkay mkay thanks Harold but you can keep you love I got blonde Harry to keep me company
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That Blonde

Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.
Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.
by crudmonkey December 26, 2023
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Blonde langneus

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.
¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus.¨
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus!¨
by JaySayHey June 16, 2020
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