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Blondes

Blondes are not stupid blonde women and men have higher IQ than black,brown,red haired people so blondes are stupid is a myth Ohio state has a study on are blondes stupid
blondes are not stupid
by blondes are not stupid February 4, 2023
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blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .
Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.
by Irish eyes May 22, 2014
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Blonde Daniel

Sexiest man to walk on this Earth!! when i tell u this man is sexy, i mean it forreal. Caring and comfortable to be with, and for the ladies hes a booty lover, he wants +++ size booty and he is to good at rocket league, he is a daddy and a man of class!
Oh you know blonde daniel? marry my daughter lad.
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
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blonde

“You’re a dumbass
“It was just a blonde moment
“They’re the same damn thing”
by simpslut April 16, 2020
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blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.
Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"
by PapaDominos June 13, 2016
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