by Mohammered May 26, 2019
Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH
by notabearonblacktarheroin February 28, 2021
When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
by Virus0578 October 27, 2021
The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.
by SirButtsworth August 04, 2023
A sexual term with very specific details starting with pouring Extreme Hot Wing sauce into a womans vagina, & packing diced pineapples into her anal cavity. (that's step one) Step two: Walk to your front porch. Step three: slap that bitch as hard as you can saying "you really think I was going to fuck that?" Step four: slam your door & make sure you lock up. Step five: Enjoy:) Watch her walk away in pain & agony as you gracefully sip you're tea.
Colton: Dude! I totally gave that chick a flamming pineapple!
Elliott: ehw.. she'll have fun explaining that to her parents!
Elliott: ehw.. she'll have fun explaining that to her parents!
by homeenMoinMemeMoin! January 14, 2015
by JT PineappleYT February 03, 2020