office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 11, 2009

Candie cakes

Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with

Candie cakes is a one of a kind woman.
Damn! Candie cakes got cake.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 03, 2017

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 01, 2010

Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.

Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle March 16, 2016