Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.

Wow! what a Jonathan!

by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.

Jonathan is kind friend.

by Tutter November 26, 2021

Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under

Jonathan sucks for real

by Lars du vet April 27, 2022

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge

“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”

by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018

Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE

by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025