National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.

Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

by mmmpho April 17, 2020

United Nations

In lieu of calling a woman a slut, she is called the United Nations or UN because at one time or another most nations have spent time in that chamber.

Jenny has really had sex with a lot of guys. She’s the United Nations!!

by Johnny Tucson February 24, 2021

National beat up Teruteru day

You beat up Teruteru today on the eleventh of november

“Hey Tenko what day is it?l
“It’s National beat up Teruteru day obviously!!”

by Genobeano55 November 11, 2022

National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies

Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day

by ItzJohnDoe November 24, 2020

National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.

Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018