take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

Rehab me

Restoration if your mental, physical or spiritual health.

"I am so stressed, rehab me!". "Really out of shape. Rehab me." "God isn't trough with me yet! Rehab me.".

by John Trek November 12, 2015

charge me

When a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received

Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"

by Irrelevantname January 9, 2016

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Me

totally better than u

me is so much better than u.

by bruhhitszach March 30, 2016

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018