Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

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by Jessie the Bestie July 4, 2017

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.
by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020
