Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Tweezing-off

The act of masturbating with a a pair of tweezers, due to having a small penis.

I was up late last night and I heard my friend tweezing-off. I could tell because i heard the sounds of moaning and metal clicking together

by Sir Bitchinz Lotz October 13, 2011

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Mouth off

talk in an unpleasantly loud and boastful or opinionated way.

Here’s a sentence using "mouth off":

She's always mouthing off about how much better she could run the company herself.

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023

cut the boots off the baby

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.

"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 22, 2021