Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

see how it just beads off

I don't know how this trend started but it's funny.

"See how it just beads off?"
*continues to pour a cup of water on someone's head*

by toastyflakez April 20, 2022

Fuck-off Stick

The term for a heavy firearm which goes "GRRAAA!!!". Its used by Australian rappers such as E#, Ay Huncho and Young6ix. Its called a Fuck-off Stick because it gives opps the message to "fuck off" when they pull up on their rivals who are armed with it.

"You'se better not think of comming over into these lands, I'm strapped with the Fuck-off Stick and I ain't afraid to empty it!"

"Oh sorry, my bad"

by TheSupaHotDefinitioner January 10, 2025

offs

May refer to:
• plural of “off,” which is not a real word
• disadvantages of something or someone

The kids tooks offs theirs jackets ands sweaters.

by bluestinger66 May 7, 2024

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016