May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.
I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol
by PrimePlatypus12 May 04, 2019
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National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
by usucc October 29, 2019
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National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).
by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018
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national keira day

january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome
keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira
by thatkfclover August 18, 2023
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May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
by Icenineschills May 25, 2024
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