White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.

Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.

by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023

white girl dreads

A white woman who embraces black culture by taking 4 Jamaican BBC’s at once while a steel drum player goes ham.

“Man I had this bitch with white girl dreads apologizing for her ancestors while I beat that shit up”

by Rastadreadexpert October 5, 2023

White Lotus

Bits of paper in a joint instead of weed, usually done with a tea bag, the tobacco burns better and does a lot of what weed does with tobacco.

I'm above the law. I'm doing a white lotus.

by southlondon127 October 6, 2023

White Lotus Joint

Bits of paper in a joint instead of weed, usually done with a tea bag, the tobacco burns better and does a lot of what weed does with tobacco.

I'm above the law. I'm doing a white lotus joint.

by southlondon127 October 6, 2023

White Drowning

A white man covering a well-made meal in ketchup.

"dude i going to white drown this steak"
"this is why we all hate you. stop using stupid urban dictionary ass shit. NOBODY THINKS YOUR FUCKING FUNNY MITCH. MAKE A FUCKING FUNNY JOKE."
"hehe white drowning"

by just poland July 3, 2023

Whites of the Round Table

A group of people (usually in positions of power, influence, or riches) who virtue signal online.

LeJon: "Damn bro did you see that person posting about (insert current social topic)?"

Darius: "Yeah bro all these people fake as hell, they the Whites of the Round Table"

by toomfolery July 7, 2023

The Betty White

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums

My friends mom gave me The Betty White yesterday.

by Necromancer.ii July 7, 2023