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Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022
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Bird-Dog

The act of sex in doggy style position where the male (or female, if strap on is in use) pivots their body in a position to be able to lift up their leg and place it over the receivers head.
Dude, Sally was such a slut last night. She straight up wanted the bird-dog while I was fucking her from behind.
by Nate1718 October 20, 2022
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Let the dog out

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.
by MiddleChild2 October 21, 2022
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Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin
Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog
by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022
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Dogging the boys

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Dog

A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner

Types of dogs

Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair

The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery

The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him

The little liver
That thing is dead

Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now

Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis

Big turd

He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd

Fancy ho

This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries

Straw bitch

You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car

Cat

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Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022
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dog

"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
"lovable sort ahead"
"try fingers
but hole"
by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 22, 2022
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