Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.
"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"
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Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker
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kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!
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Wanker means.. your ex
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a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to
trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker
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A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
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