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Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
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Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
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period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
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Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.
Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.
by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023
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Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023
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