Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

n-kake

a cheap advertising trick

"In this room i caught my dad and uncle..."
"...playing the new nokia mobile gaming device."

by rizu October 06, 2003

Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy August 18, 2005

Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

shit-n-get

Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

by surfwax December 14, 2007

Bang n' Hang

Your homies catch you with an ugly chick in da club and the only way to get out of the roastin' is to kill yo self.

God dam, I just got caught with sum ugly ass hoe now the squad's roastin' me! Better end this with a bang n' hang.

by pepe le booty hunter December 07, 2014