Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant May 30, 2018

wet isaac

A wet Isaac is the act of taking a boiled egg shoving it down your friends throat so far it goes out their anus then taking said egg and feeding it to your hated parental figure of choice

Be careful mom if you keep treating me like this I’ll wet Isaac you!

by Bubble_bee_outside April 27, 2022

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

wet norman

A combination of felching and watersports

Phone xxxxx on xxxxxxxxxx between 1 and 2 p.m. Watersports or felching. No wet normans

by New Old Greg November 3, 2010

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018

wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.

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by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013