English

Its a type of language, stupid. Go to fucking school

You speak fucking english, bitch.

Wait what?

Your fucking dumb.

by Thatsmartthicchotassbitch April 22, 2020

English Henry

having sex with six people at once and then ditching half of them, named after king Henry VIII of england.

Damn, bob had an english henry last night!

by philodendrussy January 27, 2023

Broken English

one who is learning English but doesn't know much.

"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"

by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022

english or spanish

Whoever moves is gay

Dude1: english or Spanish?

Dude2: english

Dude1: whoever moves first is gay

Dude2: gives the zestiest look known to man

by EnglishOrSpanish? June 10, 2024

English

Complete utter shit head wankers stuck of their own arse fucking faggots they shag sheep and shag each other because their fairy’s

I seen a gay porn store and it had hundreds of English men in it buying the stuff

by Killallapaksi123 December 5, 2021

Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019